Swerving The Checkatrade chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Intro: F  F7  F  F7  F  F7  F  F7

verse 1
 F
I heard you walking down our street
 Dm
Emphatic boots on massive feet
 Bb      Gm        C7
Instinctively I knew what would ensue:
  F
I?d have to strap on my guitar
  Dm       A
And tell the people near and far
   Bb         C7       F   C7
?I?d like to swerve the Checkatrade with you?.

F             Dm
 Swerving the Checkatrade, swerving the Checkatrade
Bb      Gm        C7
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you
  F        A
My heart is like a hand grenade
  Dm          Bb
My head feels like it?s been waylaid
Gm      C7        F  C7
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you.

verse 2
  F
I?d followed you for half a mile
  Dm
And in what seemed like quite a while
 Bb       Gm        C7
I found a way in which to tell it true:
   F       A
Oh, I like a pint, I like a brawl
 Dm        A
I like a scone but most of all
  Bb         C7        F  C7
I?d like to swerve the Checkatrade with you.


   F             Dm
Yeah, swerving the Checkatrade, swerving the Checkatrade
Bb     Gm       C7
 So we may get to bill and coo
  F         A
I?d weighed up all the pro?s and con?s
  Dm        Bb
Of watching th?under twenty-ones
Gm      C7        F  C7
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you.

Outro
  F
Oh, let me gaze upon your curves
 Dm        Bb
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
Gm      C7        F  A
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you??
Gm      C7        F  A
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you??
Gm      C7        F
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you.