Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal tab by Half Man Half Biscuit

[Intro]

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Said the public sector leader at the pre-launch breakfast briefing
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Get your cheque books out;
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I don’t want them saying this town doesn’t care anymore.


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So fifty sea cadets are sailing to a place where no-one sails to
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They’ll probably raise five grand;
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There but for the grace of Riot Grrrl go you, so give what you can

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To the Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal
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Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal
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Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal tonight.

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See the gutsy Lady Mayoress steer the luge to new dimensions
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Beam with local pride
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Deck quoits with the French trance vets come one come all.


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At the New Romantic craft fair try and guess the alien’s weight sir
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Twenty five pence says you can’t
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And some of volleyball’s top referees will keep us all informed


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Of the Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal
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Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal
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Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal tonight.


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Stripped down Italian speedcore
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New wave of righteous handbag
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What’s your contribution to the
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Deep House Victims, Deep House Victims,
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Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal?