Paradise Lost You're The Reason Why chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Well you say you only watch documentaries
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And that bad cold you've got - that's the flu
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And that book that you foisted upon me
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I'll never read it, will you?
    D           A
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
     E             A
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
    D           A
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
           E    A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
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Was it you who invented the school run?
               A
At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul?
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And is it you who's to stone for the motorway cone
   A       E   A
Barry Venison and Davina McCall?
    D           A
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
     E             A
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
    D           A
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
           E    A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.

Ah,regain it for me Rodney!  (instr. A E E A A D A E A)
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Well we've both seen your personalised reg plates
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And it's not the worst crime I agree
                  D
But we both know full well that it really should spell
 A  E   A
T-W-A-T O-N-E.
    D           A
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
     E             A
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
    D           A
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
           E    A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
           E    A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost,
           E    A