Walking Disasters chords by The Wombats

Bb         F         Gm  Eb
She used to get her kicks from a fall to the floor
Bb           F
But now she's always wasted
      Gm       Eb
A total looker, but she's jaded
Bb           F      Gm Eb
The kind of shivering wreck that I adore
    Bb       F
I can't offer you a rescue
     Gm         Eb
But I can tell you what I'd do

Bb            F
I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly
Gm            Eb
And tell my father that I need him back again
Bb           F
And if these words wont drop from your lips
Gm       Eb
I will be your Freudian slip

Bb        F
And flowers might wilt when we walk past
Gm         Eb
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh
Gm      F
Only finding questions in answers
Gm         Eb
You and I are just walking disasters (x3)

Bb           F              Gm Eb
She only finds her love in a downtown store
Bb                      F
Consumption makes her stronger
         Gm           Eb
You're the sweetest anaconda
Bb              F       Gm Eb
The kind of lack of respect that I adore
     Bb         F
I cant offer you a rescue
             Gm             Eb
But when you've lost all that you have left to lose

Bb                F
I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly
Gm                Eb
And tell my father that I need him back again
Bb                F
And if these words wont drop from your lips
Gm         Eb
I will be your Freudian slip

Bb        F                 Gm Eb
As sharp as a knife and as blunt as a wheel
Bb                F          Gm Eb
You be my calm I'll be your pneumatic drill
Bb              F             Gm Eb
And what we'll never want, we'll always need
                   Gm     F  Gm
Right now we need some pop psychology
Eb
To keep us up-beat

Bb                   F
So tell your mother that you love her dearly
Gm                    Eb
And tell your father your won't lock him out again
Bb                F
And if these words wont drop from your lips
Gm         Eb
I will be your Freudian slip

Bb            F
And flowers might wilt when we walk past
Gm            Eb
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh
Gm        F
Only finding questions in answers
Gm           Eb