Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) Difficulty: Novice Verse 1: F I've met someone that makes me feel seasick C G Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill to have F So, many skills that make her distinctive C G But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine F Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper C
No, I don't care about the soaps G F No, I don't care about the soaps C G Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode Chorus: F Dm C If this is a rom-com G Kill the director F Dm C If this is a rom-com G F Kill the director, please Verse 2: F Carrots help us see much better in the dark C G Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart F And this is my head and this is my spout C G They work together, they can't figure anything out F So, with the angst of a teenage band C G F Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand C* G* Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand Chorus: F Dm C If this is a rom-com G Kill the director F Dm C If this is a rom-com G Kill the director F Dm C If this is a rom-com G Kill the director, please BREAK: MUTE STRINGS AND STRUM Outro: F Am This is no Bridget Jones C G This is no Bridget, Bridget F Am This is no Bridget Jones C G This is no Bridget, Bridget (x3) F Am This is no Bridget Jones C F* C* This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones (*=SINGLE STRUM)