Kill The Director chords by The Wombats

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

* = single strum


Verse 1:
C*
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
G*
Oh, what a skill to have,
D*
Oh, what a skill
C*
To have so many skills that make her distinctive
G*
But they're not mine to have,
D*
No, they're not mine
C

Whenever she looks, I read the nearest paper
G
Though I don't care about the soaps;
D                C
No, I don't care about the soaps...
G                  D        C
Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode!


Chorus:
C
G
If this is a rom-com
D         C
Kill the director!
G
If this is a rom-com
D         C
Kill the director, please!


Verse 2:
C
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
G              D
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
  C
And this is my head and this is my spout
G          D
They work together; they can't figure anything out
C
So with the angst of a teenage band
G              D              C
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
G*             D*              C
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand...


Chorus:
C
G
If this is a rom-com
D         C
Kill the director!
G
If this is a rom-com
D         C
Kill the director!
G
If this is a rom-com
D         C
Kill the director, please!


Outro:
C     Am
This is no Bridget Jones
G     D
This is no Bridget, Bridget
C     Am
This is no Bridget Jones
G     D
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(x3)
C     Am
This is no Bridget Jones
G     C*        G*
This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones...