Your New Boyfriend Ukulele chords by Wilbur Soot

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

* = one strum


Intro:
G B Em C


Verse 1:
G
Life isn’t quite what I thought I be
B
When I was a kid on V.O.I.P
  Em
I thought when I get older,
   C      Cm
I’d marry her, I told her.
G

Now I’m 26 and I work in an office
B
9 till 5’s not the best I’ll be honest.
Em
If I could change a single thing,
C     Cm
I’d make it me and not him.


Chorus:
   C*
But he’s in your bed,
Cm*          G
I’m in your Twitch chat.
C*
I’ve got the key
Cm*          G
and he’s just a doormat.
   C          Cm
And even though he’s got social skills
   G
that doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills.
C        Cm
Anyway make the most of him,
G             Bm      C Cm
‘cause she moves on pretty bloody quick (ooh)
Am*           Am*
Your new boyfriend’s an arsehole

G B Em C Cm


Verse 2:
G           N.C
Yeah, I’ve met Jared (of course I’ve met Jared)
B
The one who took you away from me.
Em
You hit it off instantly,
C               Cm
I know cause you won’t stop telling me.
G
I’ve seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
B
Pushed against his fashion sense.
Em
I thought about what he looks like nude...
C       Cm
I’m not gay though.


Pre-Chorus:
G
She’s livin’ the dream
       B
(livin’ the dream, livin’ the dream)
    Em
Yeah, she’s livin’ the dream,
   C         Cm
from back when we were seventeen.
G
She’s livin’ the dream
       B
(livin’ the dream, livin’ the dream)
    Em
Yeah, she’s livin’ the dream,
   C         Cm
from back when we were seventeen.


Bridge:
G
How on earth could I be saved?
   N.C.
When I’m one click away from insane.
Em
I just think that I deserve
  C      Cm
A little bit of what I earned.
G
I’m not gonna make another scene,
   B
the one I made when I was twenty-three,
     Em             C Cm
means I’m not allowed in Disney World...

C


Chorus:
   C*
But he’s in your bed
   Cm*         G
and I’m in your Twitch chat.
C*
I’ve got the key
   Cm*       G
and he’s just a doormat.
C            Cm
And even though he’s got social skills
   G
that doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills
C        Cm
Anyway make the most of him,
    G          Bm      C Cm
‘cause she moves on pretty bloody quick (ooh)
Am*           Am*
Your new boyfriend’s an arsehole


Instrumental:
G B Em C Cm


Last Verse:
  G          B
I think about you everyday
  C           Cm
so how on earth could I be saved?
  G            B
I think about him a lot as well...
 C             Cm
maybe if he wasn’t fine as hell.
       G         B
‘Cause you’re beauty, and you’re grace
    C             Cm
your telephone calls are my favourite place.
   G       B
And I, want you to notice me...
C          Cm
with no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
G       B
I want you to care.
C          Cm
I want to smell your hair.


G B Em C Cm