Lawn Chair chords by Weezer

🎸 Verse 1:
D              A
Cool, kicking back in your lawn chair
            D
You summon Gabriel and Michael
   C#m             Bm            A
"Hey guys, we should torture the humans, yes why don't we do it?
     G         G#dim     A
For our entertainment 'cause Heaven is so dull



              D
Too many grapes, too many harps
               A
Too many smiles, not enough weeping
      E                   A
They'll suffer so that we can feel emotional release"

🎸 Verse 2:
   A            E
Well I'm gonna stand up and call you out
                    A
You're a punk-ass, oh, my God, there is no doubt
D
Unsatisfied with rain, you made tears
   G          A
And threw out your baby expecting we'd praise ye
   Bm           A
And worship your name in a song

🎸 Verse 3:
               D           A
Now she's choking back the tears (pleas? tell us why)
Now she's gasping for her breath (please tell us why)
      D      A    D
'Cause she didn't ever hurt no one