Fake Smiles And Nervous Laughter chords by Weezer

Verse          Chorus     Bridge
-------------------   -----------   -------------------
B   799xxx      B  799xxx   B   79xxxx
D#m  668xxx      E  779xxx   F#/A# 69xxxx
E   779xxx      F#  244xxx   G#m  46xxxx
F#   9-9-11-x-x-x   G#m 466xxx   F#   24xxxx
F#/A# 698xxx              E   x79xxx
                    B/D#  x69xxx
                    C#m  x46xxx
                    F#   x-9-11-x-x-x

Notes:
- Root-5 power chord notation not shown to improve legibility (but defined above)
- Simplified verse chords shown to improve legibility (but defined in full above)
  - D#m/A# shown as D#m
  - E/B shown as E
  - F#/C# shown as F#

Tune half-step down


Intro:
   B    D#m   G#m   B    Emaj7  G#m   C#m7  Bsus4
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------7-------7-------4-------4-------4-------4-------5-------5-----|
G|-----8---8---8---8---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---|
D|---9-------8-------6-------4-------2-------1---------------4---------|
A|---------------------------------------------------4-----------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|


Verse 1:
B D#m  E     F#    B     F#/A#  E    F#
  Grungy girls and punk rock boys (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
B D#m   E   F#    B     F#/A#  E    F#
  Can't be heard above the noise (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
B D#m   E      F#    B    F#/A# E   F#
  Awkward handshakes, bumps and hugs, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
B    D#m   E    F#     B    F#/A#  E    F#
  It's not the way you thought it was (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)


Chorus 1:
    B
I would rather hear you curse me out than give me
E
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
     F#
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
   G#m   F# E
You have authori-ty


Verse 2:
B D#m E    F#     B     F#/A#  E    F#
  Taxi drivers sell their weed (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
B D#m E  F#   B      F#/A#  E    F#
  My Ani DiFranco scream (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
B D#m    E     F#    B   F#/A#  E   F#
  Gold high tops with no socks on, uh-on, uh-on, uh-on
B D#m E    F#  B     F#/A#  E    F#
  Go ahead and move along (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)


Chorus 2:
    B
I would rather hear you curse me out than give me
E
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
     F#
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
   G#m   F# E
You have authori-ty

    B
I would rather see you flip me off than give me
E
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
     F#
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
   G#m   F# E
It's beautiful to me


Bridge:
B  F#/A#  G#m  F#maj
E  B/D#  C#m  F#

B    F#/A#    G#m   F#maj    E   B/D#  C#m      F#
  It's hard to be real with all the temptations   and all the flying daggers
B    F#/A#    G#m   F#maj  E    B/D#  C#m   F#
  It's hard to be true when honesty kills you,  can anybody hear me?
B    F#/A#  G#m   F#maj   E   B/D#  C#m   F#
  I'm begging darling oh,  give me a chance to let you know
B    F#/A#    G#m   F#maj  E    B/D#  C#m   F#
  It's hard to be true when honesty kills you,  can anybody hear me?


Chorus 3:
    B
I would rather hear you curse me out than give me
E
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
     F#
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
   G#m   F# E
You have authori-ty

    B
I would rather see you flip me off than give me
E
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
     F#
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
   G#m   F# E  B
It's beautiful to me