🎸 Fake Smiles And Nervous Laughter Acoustic chords by Weezer

• Capo on 3rd

Verse      Chorus     Bridge
----------   ----------   -------------
G  32000x   G  32003x   G   32000x
Bm x2443x   C  x3201x   G/F#  2x000x
C  x3201x   D  xx023x   Em   02200x
D  xx023x   Em 02200x   G/B  x2000x
               Cmaj7 x3200x
               Am7  x0201x
               D   xx023x

Capo 3rd fret


Intro:
   G    G/F#  Em   G/B   Cmaj7  Em   Am7   Gsus4
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------3-------3-------0-------0-------0-------0-------1-------1-----|
G|-----4---4---4---4---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
D|---5-------4-------2-------0-------------------------------0---------|
A|-----------------------------------3-------2-------0-----------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse 1:
G Bm   C     D     G     Bm   C    D
  Grungy girls and punk rock boys (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
G Bm  C     D    G     Bm   C    D
  Can't be heard above the noise (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
G Bm   C      D     G    Bm   C   D
  Awkward handshakes, bumps and hugs, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
G    Bm   C    D     G    Bm   C    D
  It's not the way you thought it was (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)


Chorus 1:
    G
I would rather hear you curse me out than give me
C
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
     D
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
   Em  Em D C
You have authority


Verse 2:
G Bm  C    D     G     Bm   C    D
  Taxi drivers sell their weed (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
G Bm C  D   G      Bm   C    D
  My Ani DiFranco scream (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
G Bm    C     D    G   Bm  C   D
  Gold high tops with no socks on, o-on o-on, o-on
G Bm C    D   G     Bm   C    D
  Go ahead and move along (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)


Chorus 2:
    G
I would rather hear you curse me out than give me
C
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
     D
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
   Em  Em D C
You have authority

    G
I would rather see you flip me off than give me
C
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
     D
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
   Em  Em D C
It's beautiful to me


Bridge:
G   G/F#  Em  G/B
Cmaj7 Em   Am7  D

G    G/F#    Em    G/B     Cmaj7 Em   Am7      D
  It's hard to be real with all the temptations  and all the flying daggers
G    G/F#    Em    G/B   Cmaj7  Em   Am7   D
  It's hard to be true when honesty kills you,  can anybody hear me?
G    G/F#  Em   G/B   Cmaj7 Em   Am7   D
  I'm begging darling oh, give me a chance to let you know
G    G/F#    Em    G/B   Cmaj7  Em   Am7   D
  It's hard to be true when honesty kills you,  can anybody hear me?


Chorus 3:
    G
I would rather hear you curse me out than give me
C
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
     D
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
   Em  Em D C
You have authority

    G
I would rather see you flip me off than give me
C
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
     D
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
   Em  Em D C  G
It's beautiful to me