El Scorcho Acoustic chords by Weezer

Use bar chords for all chords, rather than open!
Using the bar chord shape for the chords, play the riff on the E-A-G-A strings in the order
Intro chords: G# - C# x4 B-A# to lead in to the verse(optional)
 Verse and chorus chords dont differ for the rest of the song.
This is how i play it! Think its right, i learned off of dashboards version.


              G#           C#
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
G#               C#
Do it to me every time
        G#               C#
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
  G#        B  A#
And I'm jello, baby
 G#                 C#
You won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
G#             C#
I'm the epitome of Public Enemy
G#                   C#
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
 G#                              B      A#
Come on down to the street and dance with me
G#   C#     G#          C#
I'm a lot like you so please
    G#    C#     A#  D#
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
G#    C#    G#     C#
I think I'd be good for you
G#           F#      G#   B  A#
And you'd be good for me

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them
How cool is that?
So I went to your room and read your diary:
"Watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table..."
And then my heart stopped: "Listening to Cio-Cio San
Fall in love all over again."

I'm a lot like you so please
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me

How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
How stupid is it? Won't you give me a minute
Just come up to me and say hello to my heart
How stupid is it?
For all I know you want me too
And maybe you just don't know what to do
Or maybe you're scared to say: "I'm falling for you"

I wish I could get my head out of the sand
'Cause I think we'd make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
'Cause I can't even look in your eyes
Without shakin', and I ain't fakin'
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon.

I'm a lot like you so please
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me

I'm a lot like you.
I'm a lot, and I'm waitin.
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me.