Intro: E F#m F Verse 1: A G Christmas celebration F#m G All around the nation A Won't you stay with me tonight G Cos I'm running out of fight
F#m G And the pagentry is such a bore A G Carolers are singing F#m G Registers ka-chinging A And the presents are in place G But I'd rather eat some mace F#m G Cos that egg nog always makes me sick Chorus: E F#m You know how the story goes E F#m You've seen it all before E F#m That man is so obese F That he can't get out the door Verse 2: A G Christmas to perfection F#m G I'm begging for some action A And the ringing in my ears G Is the sound of christmas cheer F#m G Cos they knocked me screaming overboard Chorus: E F#m You know how the story goes E F#m You've seen it all before E F#m That man is so obese F That he can't get out the door Instrumental: A G F#m G A G F#m G Chorus: E F#m You know how the story goes E F#m You've seen it all before E F#m That man is so obese F That he can't get out the door Verse 3: A G Christmas celebration F#m G All around the nation A Won't you stay with me tonight G Cos I'm running out of fight F#m G And the pagentry is such a bore A G The pagentry is such a bore F#m G The pagentry is such a bore A G The pagentry is such a bore, yeah F#m G The pagentry is such a bore, yeah! Fade Out: A*