🎸 Intro: G C F C x2 🎸 Verse: G C F C Time to celebrate the season, haven't eaten all day G C F C My tummy is growling 'cause I've been saving up space G C F C I've got my place at the table, can't fit no more on my plate G C F C I've got my fork in my hand ready to stuff my face G C F C So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes G C F C 'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches G C F C You got them skinny jeans on, girl I feel sorry for you G C F C 'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round two
🎸 Chorus: G C F C I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants) G C F C I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy) G C F C Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me G C F C 'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity G C F C I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants) G C F C I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy) 🎸 Verse: G C F C Ask me where I got 'em Amazon at my door G C F C And if I wear this pair out I'm gonna buy me some more G C F C I got leftovers waiting in the fridge for repeating G C F C Give me a nap and an hour, you know they gonna get eaten G C F C So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes G C F C 'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches G C F C Can't get my skinny jeans on, but don't feel sorry for me G C F C 'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round three 🎸 Chorus: G C F C I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants) G C F C I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy) G C F C Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me G C F C 'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity G C F C I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants) G C F C I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy) 🎸 Bridge: G Fruitcake I'll try it C Ambrosia I'll try it F C Aunt Bertha's 'nana pudding with a cherry on top G Cookies I'll have some C Oh Gingerbread, leave no crumbs F C Guzzle down some egg nog, even though I'm 'bout to pop 🎸 Chorus: G C F C I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants) G C F C I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy) 🎸 Outro: G C F C So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes G C F C 'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches G C F C And when you think that I'm done, and I'm laid out on the floor G C F C No no no don't let me fool ya I got some room for some more G C F C With my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants) G C F C I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy) G C F C Oh oh oh my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants) G C F C Mmm I got my stretchy pants on ya'll (stretchy, stretchy) N.C. Santa ain't got nothing on me Note: Experiment with playing this as G A# C A# for a different feel.