Cheaper Than A Shrink chords by George Strait

Cheaper Than A Shrink
George Strait

Intro Lick C G#

PROCEED TO: F C# F G#

Verse 1

   F
I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block.
   F7             Bb
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock.
    C                  C7
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for the end of the year,
     F                G#
And son, you've spent a small fortune on liquor and beer."

I said it's ;

Chorus 1

Bb
Cheaper than a shrink.
F
You don't have to think.
Bb    C
You just  pour and drink.
F            Bb
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack,
  F
No pouring out your heart to some high-dollar quack.

Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done.
                      F7
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun.
  Bb
And it's cheaper than a shrink.
F
 You don't have to think.
G#    C
You just pour and drink.
  F
Aw, it's cheaper than a shrink.

Riff Ab F

Verse 2

F
Now me and her had this little problem between us.
                 Bb
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus.
      C
She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor."
     F                     G#
I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve-ouncers."

'Cause it's ;

Chorus 2

Bb
Cheaper than a shrink.
F
You don't have to think.
     C
You just pour and drink.
   F             Bb    F
About eighteen bucks 'll get you four six-packs.
                       Bb
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
    G#              F     Bb
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done.
      F               F7
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun.
     Bb
And it's cheaper than a shrink.
F
You don't have to think.
     C
You just pour and drink.
      F           C#
Yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink.

Verse 3

         Bb          C#
If liquor prices soared as high as gasoline,
F                     G#
I'd a quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen.
     Bb
It's the oldest most proven form of therapy.
Bb7              C7
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's ;

Chorus 3

Bb
Cheaper than a shrink.
F
You don't have to think.
G#    C
You just pour and drink.
     F
And it's cheaper than a shrink.
G#      C
Aw, you just pour and drink.
      F
And it's a whole lot cheaper
                           C F
Than some big town, clock hound, drag you down shrink.

(sound of Belching)

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