Toaster chords by Slowthai

Intro:
G Am G Em Em
G Am G Em Em


Verse 1:

G
Not one for authority

Am        G
Follow you, no follow me

Em
Left foot forward bro be free

    Em
There are no rules, just societies

G               Am
Society says slowthai is a danger

   G
Head top rearranger

Em
No love for authorities

   Em
They took my bro and that's robbery

G               Am
Did my thing no way could I cater

    G       Em
We can sort it out later

            Em
Roll about for that flavour

           G
Nasty boy, it's my nature

             Am
Consequence bun a consequence

       G        Em
I'm a narcissist, see you later

               Em
Defending my team like Shawcross

                   G
Can't talk about steez rocking boot cuts

          Am
Shortcuts no confusion

        G         Em
I wouldn't do you if I was clueless

            Em
Hop a fence for that bunda

           G
What I do for the music

              Am
No man can ever call me junior

       G     Em
Say that I'm moving stupid

               Em
I don't hit town, drown my sorrows in Sambuca to act like Cupid

G             Am
Rather stay at home be zooted

     G      Em
It just ain't computing

             Em
That I ain't code in computer

                   G
Follow the leader 'till we get snookered

                 Am
Wear my Zoomers you're wearing Pumas

       G           Em
Lean to the side, twelve from verrucas

                Em
I'm sat at home with my Gucci loafers

Cuppa Rosie Lee on my sofa


Chorus:

G        Am
Crumpets in my toaster

G        Em
Bum parked on my sofa

       Em
At one with nature

         G
Pissing off my neighbours

        Am
Crumpets in my toaster

G         Em
Bum parked on my sofa

       Em
At one with nature

         G
Pissing off my neighbours


Post-Chorus:

G
Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

Am    G
I think someone's there

Em
Turn it up I don't care

Em
Turn it up I don't care

G
Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

Am    G
I think someone's there

Em
Turn it up I don't care

Em
Turn it up I don't care


Verse 2:

  G
Authorities that I can't hear

   Am        G
You can't come in, no pigs in here

 Em
Warrant outstanding more than a year

Em
Hand myself in and my solicitors there

G
Understanding the agenda

      Am      G
If you're law-abiding, cooperate, bless

Em
Pirates like me say

        Em
You'll never catch me alive, or dead

G
HMP can't be a prisoner

     Am         G
Put the cuffs on me, put you in the finisher

   Em
On custody even as a visitor

      Em
It's not holiday, and it's not me dog

     G
I want mahogany up in my yard

 Am        G
Doberman shitting on my grass

Em
Name stitched up in my garms

Em
I never listen to what I got told


Chorus:

G        Am
Crumpets in my toaster

G        Em
Bum parked on my sofa

       Em
At one with nature

         G
Pissing off my neighbours

        Am
Crumpets in my toaster

G         Em
Bum parked on my sofa

       Em
At one with nature

         G
Pissing off my neighbours

G        Am
Crumpets in my toaster

G        Em
Bum parked on my sofa

       Em
At one with nature

         G
Pissing off my neighbours

        Am
Crumpets in my toaster

G         Em
Bum parked on my sofa

       Em
At one with nature

         G
Pissing off my neighbours


Outro:
I said

G
Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

Am      G
I think the feds are there

Em
Fuck the feds I don't care

Em
Fuck the feds I don't care

G
Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

Am      G
I think the feds are there

Em
Fuck the feds I don't care

Em
Fuck the feds I don't care