Key: G# Intro: G# G# Verse 1: G# When I drive past a graveyard G# I still hold my breath Fm I guess on some level Fm D# D# The thought of what's next makes my stomach hurt C# C#
G# When I get like that G# I don't know where to go with it Fm Fm So I just say something inappropriate D# D# C# C# N.C. Like, "Must be nice to skip work" Chorus 1: G# If I act like I don't care Fm7 It's 'cause I care too much A/D# If I act like I'm not scared C# It's 'cause I'm scared as fuck G# If I make a joke that you don't think is funny Fm7 Eadd4 About how you'll get all of my money after I die C# C# N.C. It's 'cause if I don't laugh, I'll cry Verse 2: G# When I kiss you goodbye at the airport Fm D# And I say a plane crash is cheaper than divorcе, I can't help it C# Dadd2 No, I can't help it G# Wish I could stop all thesе cyclical thoughts Fm Like one day you're here and the next day you're not D# C# Dadd2 N.C. I know without you it'd kill me if I ever felt it Chorus 2: G# If I act like I don't care Fm7 It's 'cause I care too much Aadd4 If I act like I'm not scared C# N.C. It's 'cause I'm scared as fuck G# If I make a joke that you don't think is funny Fm7 Eadd4 About how you'll get all of my money after I die C# C# It's 'cause if I don't laugh, I'll cry Interlude: G# G# Fm7 Fm7 Eadd4 Eadd4 C# Dmaj7 Outro: G# When I drive past a graveyard G# I still hold my breath Fm I guess on some level Fm D# D# The thought of what's next makes my stomach hurt C# C#