A Living Human Girl chords by The Regrettes

Intro:
 D    Bm   G    A
Bum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, bum ba da
 D    Bm   G    A
dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, bum ba dum


Verse:
 G  A  D
I've got pimples on my face
  Bm
And grease in my hair
  G         A
And prickly legs, go ahead and stare
  D               Bm
An ass full of stretch marks and little boobs
 G            A
A nice full belly that's filled with food

Chorus:
G              A
Sometimes I'm pretty and sometimes I'm not
G                    A
So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot


Verse:
D          Bm
I don't exercise and I don't read books
     G             A
So if you want to criticize me, go ahead, take a look
D            Bm
I'm not being bossy, I'm saying how I feel
  G          A
And I'm not a bitch for stating what is real


Chorus:
G              A
Sometimes I'm girly and sometimes I'm not
G                    A
So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot


Verse:
D           Bm
I bleed once a month
  G              A
And sometimes when I shave I get little red bumps
D            Bm
I wear short skirts and sometimes long pants
     G           A
And I can dress how I want, not looking for a show of hand


Chorus:
G              A
Sometimes I'm moody and sometimes I'm not
G              A
Sometimes I'm lazy and sometimes I'm not
G              A
Sometimes I'm crazy and sometimes I'm not
G              A
Sometimes I'm angry and sometimes I'm not
G              A
Sometimes I'm happy and sometimes I'm not oh-woah-oh-oh

G                    A
I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot  oh-woah-oh-oh
G                    A
I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot  oh-woah-oh-oh
G                    A
I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot


Outro:
     G         A
Because I can be brave and I can be bold
G         A
No matter what you have to say
   D            Bm
Oh I fall in love with people once a day
    G              A