Key: Am 🎄 Verse 1: G All I want for Christmas is tequila in my stocking Am7 Get them sleigh bells rocking Am7 Grandma pop and locking G Bubba brought a new girl that nobody even knows Am7 I think she shrunk her clothes Am7 But that's just how it goes
🎄 Pre-Chorus: C Bm Am Mrs. Claus is drinking White Claws on the roof C Bm7 Am7 Uncle Santa brought a batch of hundred proof, shoot 🎄 Chorus: Dm G I'm getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas Am7 I don't give a jingle bell what, who is it? Listen G I've been naughty I've been nice G Made my list and checked it twice Am7 I got you so I got everything I want 🎄 Post-Chorus: G I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas Am7 Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it? 🎄 Verse 2: G I'll admit that I'm a little mistletoe tipsy Am7 Feeling all frisky Am7 So, baby, come and kiss me G Maybe after presents, we can go and hit a backroad Am7 Say we're headed to the MAPCO Am7 'Cause we're out of tobacco 🎄 Pre-Chorus: C Bm Am Mama won't believe a word I say C Bm7 Am7 She'll just roll her eyes and say, "Sure, okay" 🎄 Chorus: Dm G I'm getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas Am7 I don't give a jingle bell what, who is it? Listen G I've been naughty I've been nice G Made my list and checked it twice Am7 I got you so I got everything I want 🎄 Post-Chorus: G I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas Am7 Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it? 🎄 Pre-Chorus: C Bm Am Mrs. Claus is drinking White Claws on the roof C Bm7 Am7 Uncle Santa polished off the hundred proof (And poof) 🎄 Chorus: Dm G We're getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas Am7 I don't give a jingle bell— who is it? Listen G I've been naughty I've been nice G Made my list and checked it twice Am7 I got you so I got everything I want 🎄 Post-Chorus: G I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas Am7 Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it? G Jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas Am7 Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it? 🎄 Outro: G Jingle bells, jingle bells G Drinkin' all the way