Asexual Wellbeing chords by Okay Kaya

Verse 1:
  D        A        G
Sometimes, I rub my ghost dick until I can almost see it
     D     A       G
But right now all I need is your cerebral per diem
   D    A    G
That midnight Van Leeuwen
D    A    G
Netflix and yeast infection


Chorus:
    Em    A   D  A
I know sex with me is mediocre
  Em  A     D   Em
But I can give you asexual wellbeing
Em   A   D  A
Sex with me is mediocre
  Em     A         D    Em
But I can probably feel what you're feeling

Verse 2:
D
If they can put a pulse into a spinach leaf
D
Can they turn the two of us into a tree?
D      A       G
  You still have the spare key
D      Am    G
I've got vegan peanut butter chocolate ice cream


Chorus:
    Em    A   D  A
I know sex with me is mediocre
  Em  A     D   Em
But I can give you asexual wellbeing
Em   A   D  A
Sex with me is mediocre
  Em     A         D    Em
But I can probably feel what you're feeling


Outro:
Em A     D   A
 I just want us to do well
Em  A    D   Em
 Like Jon Bon Jovi's rosé
Em A     D   A
 I just want us to do well
Em  A    D   Em
 Like Jon Bon Jovi's rosé