Pre-apocalyptic Blues chords by Shawn Mullins

Verse 1:
E        E7
You can read it in the paper
A7        G#7
Or watch it on the news
A            F#7
Everybody's got the pre-apocalyptic blues
      E       B      E   E7  B7
You better be ready when the sh*t goes down

Verse 2:
    E7
You better head on down to Costco
     G#7
Get you a bucket full of rice and beans
F#7
A year's supply of 2-ply for your composting latrines
      E7    B7     E    E7
So you'll be ready when the sh*t goes down

Chorus:
G#7
Don't hesitate don't procrastinate
     C#M7
Or you'll all be running scared
G#7                C#M7
There ain't no second chances for bravory impaired
F#7
'cause you know there's a couple of commies' hiding underneath your bed
    B7              C7       B
And the zombies gonna eat up all the brains in your head

Verse 3:
    E
I got a Rambo knife with a compass
           G#7
And ballistic bug out bag
   F#7
Got a AK47 'bout a hundred Dexter Mags
     E7  B7           E E7 B7 E
Gonna be ready when the sh*t goes down

Bridge:
E G#7 A F#7 E7 B7 E E7

Verse:
Em
Isis and Al-Qaeda
   B7
About a billion red Chinese
E                  F#7 E
You say you ain't worried and I say honky please
   E7            B7      E
You better be ready when the sh*t goes down

G#7                 C#M7
By my Jacuzzi there's an Uzi and an RPG
   G#7              C#M7
Got a stinger missile mounted on my SUV
   F#7
They won't get to me no matter who they are
   B           F#7  B7
I got land mines buried all over my yard

Outro:
E
'Cause I read it in the paper

I watched it on the news
   A7      F#7
And now I've got the pre-apocalyptic blues
     E7   Em7     B7    E7
I'm gonna be ready when the sh*t goes down
          G     E    A    A7   D   E
Will you be ready when the sh*t goes down