Key: C Intro: C A G C Am Verse 1: C I paint my nails with the pretiest colors Gm I'm happy with how it looks Cm Am Messy or distracting C Blue
Blue Blue, and black Cm black Am Cm Black and blue C Starting to look like I'm covered in bruises Cm Em Cm Em Chorus: Am Cm I hate all these slimy people F Am Dm Fm The lizard skin, the suits and tie F C The big toothy grins Em Am F Em Verse 2: C Screw you and your athleticism Am Your false ambitions, your spastic movements Em Am Pretending to be part of my friends Dm Am F Am My friends, my friends, my friends Chorus: D F I hate all these slimy people A D Fm The lizard skin, the suits and tie Cm The big toothy grins Gm The big toothy grins Verse 3: Fm F Fm I got my eyes open wide while you droop Cm While you slouch, while you sit down While you can't concentrate Gm Like soggy concrete, paper back, cardboard spines Fm You're flimsy I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't Chorus: Am C I hate all these slimy people Fm Am Dm F The lizard skin, the suits and tie C The big toothy grins The sterile white blinding light Bm Em Always seem to follow me around Cm around Bridge: C D Am Em Cm Am I got my pocket book, my checkbook, my paper and pen Cm Fm Write your number down for me Dm Cm Fm For if I ever come back here again Am Dm Fm Cm a-gain, again, again Chorus: Cm I hate all these slimy people I hate all these slimy people I hate all these slimy people Cm I hate all these slimy people The lizard skin, the suits and tie The big toothy grins D# The sterile white blinding light F G# Always seems to follow me around Cm D# Around, around Cm Gm Wooo aaaaaaaaah hahaaaaa Fm uuuuuuuuhhhhh Ah! Cm Fm Outro: Cm Fm Cm I hate all these slimy people I hate all these slimy people D# I hate all these slimy people F G# I hate these slimy people! D# Cm G# G#m Cm Uuuuuhhhhhhh Cm Ah! Cm Ah! Cm Ah! Fm Ah! Cm Ah! Cm Ah! Cm Ah! Cm Ah!