Riff: A|-----------------------| E|---3-3-4-3---3-3-4-3-1-| C|-3---------3-----------| G|-----------------------| Eb Ab G G x2 🎸 Verse 1: Ab Cm It's 3:45 (AM!) Eb And I just bite my tongue G Update me on your life Ab And now you've found the one Cm But I don't like his eyes Eb And I distrust their name G And I hate their haircut Ab They look like a prick (A prick!) Cm But it's all the same Eb Would it be daft of me to cry? G Your tongue is razor sharp Ab I miss when it would fight mine Cm Left your heart on standby Eb By the way he holds you G Bet he serenades you Eb I can't really blame you
Riff: A|-----------------------| E|---3-3-4-3---3-3-4-3-1-| C|-3---------3-----------| G|-----------------------| 🎸 Chorus: Eb Ab G And I can still smell her perfume G Eb Ab G Did it rub off on you? G Eb Ab G And I can still smell her perfume G Did it rub off on you? Eb Ab You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman G Well I say you need better standards Eb Ab You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman G I say you need better standards! 🎸 Verse 2: Ab Cm It seems like all her friends Eb Abruptly fell in love G And she was in the dust Ab Stalling; life was streaming past Cm So she learnt to lie Eb She learnt how to pretend G A drama in the futile Ab A means to an end Cm Why can't you be a dick? Eb Why must you be so nice? G It's hard for me to move on Ab When I don't really hate you Cm (I don't really hate you) Eb (I don't really hate you) (I don't really hate you) 🎸 Chorus: Eb Ab G And I can still smell her perfume G Eb Ab G Did it rub off on you? G Eb Ab G And I can still smell her perfume G Did it rub off on you? 🎸 Instrumental: Eb Ab G G x5 🎸 Outro: Ab It's 3:45 Cm Your taxi's not arrived Eb G I don't think that he's coming