Gravity Is A Bitch chords by Miranda Lambert

Intro: G E7 A D G

G                      E7
You spend your twenties feeling that you’re walking on the ceiling
    A         D     G
And you party like you’re eight feet tall
    G                 E7
You say working’s for the birds, chasing dreams and miniskirts,
   A     D      G
From here, everything seems small


G                 E7
Then thirties come around and you finally feel the ground
    A     D     G
Look around and maybe start planning
       G                E7
For what the future holds and though you’re far from old
    A        D     G
You moisturize and spend less time tanning

    C
You’re hanging over but you’re hanging in,
    G              E7
You’re starting to look like all of your friends
  A
Conversations turning from rock and roll
  D    G           D
To kids and politics and how much money you owe
  G              E7
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs,
    A         D     G
You got places that you can’t even itch
    G                   E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you’re never gonna beat it,
    A   D  G
’cause gravity’s a bitch


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G              E7
Forty’s kinda boring and you spend your time ignoring
  A        D    G
The things you don’t see so clear
   G                E7
Your reflection in the glass is gonna knock you on your ass,
      A         D     G
You wonder how the hell’d it get down here


    G              E7
You’re happy in your fifties though things are kind of shifty,
  A      D      G
At sixty you’ll find peace of mind
    G                 E7
Go to bed at eight o’clock, and comb your hair if you’ve still got it,
       A       D   G
’cause you’re almost at the finish line


    C
You’re hanging over but you’re hanging in,
    G              E7
You’re starting to look like all of your friends
  A
Conversations turning from rock and roll
  D    G           D
To kids and politics and how much money you owe
  G              E7
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs,
    A         D     G
You got places that you can’t even itch
    G                   E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you’re never gonna beat it,
    A   D  G
’cause gravity’s a bitch
   A   D  G
Yeah, gravity’s a bitch,
               A   D  G
I’m here to tell you, gravity is a bitch