Gravity Is A Bitch chords by Miranda Lambert (Ver. 2)

Gravity Is A Bitch Chords - Miranda Lambert

G E A D G

  G
You spend your twenties feelin'

That you're walkin' on the ceiling
    C              G
And you party like you're eight feet tall

You say workin's for the birds
    E7
Chasing dreams in mini skirts
   A           D
From here everything seems small

   G
Then thirties come around

And you finally feel the ground
   C           A
Look around and maybe start planning
       G
For what the future holds
         E
And though you're far from old
     A       D     G
You moisturize and spend less time tanning

    C            A
You're hangin' over but you're hangin in
    G
You're startin' to look like all of your friends
A7
Conversation's turning from Rock and Roll
  D               D7
To kids and politics and how much money you owe

  G
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs
      C             A
You've got places that you can't even itch
    G                   E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it
    A  D    G
'Cause gravity is a bitch

G C A G E A D G

G
Forty's kind of boring

And you spend your time ignoring
  C            G
The things you don't see so clear
    G
You're reflection in the glass
     E7
Is gonna knock you on your ass
      A              D
You wonder how the hell'd you get down here

    G
You're happy in your fifties

Though things are kind of shifty
  C             A
At sixty you'll find peace of mind
   G
Go to bed at eight o'clock
       E7
And comb your hair if you still got it
       A       D   G
'Cause you're almost at the finish line

    C            A
You're hangin' over but you're hangin in
    G
You're startin' to look like all of your friends
A7
Conversation's turning from Rock and Roll
  D               D7
To kids and politics and how much money you owe

  G
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs
      C             A
You've got places that you can't even itch
    G                   E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it
    A  D    G   E7
'Cause gravity is a bitch
  A  D    G
Yea gravity is a bitch
E7
I'm here to tell ya
A       D   G
Gravity......  Is a bitch


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