Happy Holidays You Bastard chords by Jxdn

Key: B


Verse 1:
        B              F#
It's Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents
     B              F#
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
    G#m              E
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
  B      F#      E
And I'll never talk to you again


Chorus:
       E
Unless your dad will suck me off
B      F#      E
I’ll never talk to you again
       E
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B       F#      E
I'll never talk to you again
   E
Ejaculate into a sock
B      F#      E
I'll never talk to you again
      F#
I'll never talk to you again

Verse 2:
      B              F#
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
    B              F#
Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
     G#m              E
And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fucking shitting his pants
  B      F#      E
And I'll never talk to you again


Chorus:
       E
Unless your dad will suck me off
B      F#      E
I’ll never talk to you again
       E
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B       F#      E
I'll never talk to you again
   E
Ejaculate into a sock
B      F#      E
I'll never talk to you again
      F#      B
I'll never talk to you again