Shredding The Document chords by John Hiatt

C       G       Am
Oh what have you done with your life
  F      Am
Oh please dont tell me
  G      Am   F
Just shut up and go to work
  C      G
Cause youre interrupting me

  C   G     Am
I wont represent the US
  F       Am
In the summer olympics
  G     Am   F
My characters questionable
  C     G
My life is a broken record

Chorus:
  C      G    Am
Im shredding the document
  F      Am
Im keeping my mouth shut
  G      Am   F
Im running on radio silence
  C      G
Im letting the record speak

  C      G    Am
Im shredding the document
  F        Am
The switchboard is lighting up
  G      Am   F
Im not taking anymore calls
  C      G
Well maybe from Larry King


  C   G     Am
And I dont know who killed who
  F      Am
Im having a sex change
  G      Am   F
To a woman who loves too much
  C      G
My sisters a petty thief

  C    G    Am
I doctored the evidence
  F      Am
Yeah it was a cover up
  G      Am     F
I want to stay wrapped in my blanket
  C      G
And never get out of bed


Chorus

 C     G   Am
All rumor and innuendo
 F    Am
An eagles reunion
 G      Am   F
The 20th centurys closing
 C      G
Its closing in on me

  C       G   Am
You know what my father said
  F        Am
Well Im not going to tell you
  G       Am   F
Some words that I try to live by
  C          G
Its none of your goddamn business


Chorus

  C      G    Am
Im shredding the document
  F        Am
The switchboard is lighting up
  G      Am   F
Im not taking anymore calls
  C       G