The Announcement chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Intro

A D A D
A D A D
A D A D

Verse
  A
He used to wear Trespass and shop at the Aldi
D
Now he?s the joker in the clubhouse at Caldy
  A
His hair was receding; his face it descended
     D
Now he?s been up to Rodney Street and had it all mended
  A
He used to walk home with a chop suey roll
D

Now he?s in Sheldrake?s devouring his soul
  A
His mate?s got a six-berth in Kinmel Bay
      D
And for the last week in August that?s where he?d stay
  A
But now it?s a fortnight in tropical climes
D
Raising of a lager and here?s to the times
    A
But the worried demeanour as I went through his turnstile
  D
Was clarified later when I heard the announcement:

Instrumental
Bm A  Bm A  Bm A
G  C7 G  C7 G  C7

G      C7  G     C7
 ?John MacNamara, John MacNamara
G     C7 D7         G
 John MacNamara to the cash office please.
G     C7  G     C7
 John MacNamara, John MacNamara
G     C7 D7         G
 John MacNamara to the cash office please.
D7         G
 To the cash office please
D7         G     G
 To the cash office please?.