See That My Bikes Kept Clean chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

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There's one last favour I ask of you
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There's one last favour I ask of you
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There's one last favour I ask of you
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See that my bike's kept clean.
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It's a long old lane and it's got no end
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It's a long old lane and it's got no end
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It's a long old lane and it's got no end
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It's a green light now but it's gonna change.
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There's two white horses in a line
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There's two white horses in a line
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There's two white horses in a line
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And two white cars coming up behind.
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My wheel's stopped turning and my hand's got cold
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My wheel's stopped turning and my hand's got cold
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My wheel's stopped turning and my hand's got cold
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It's a long old vehicle that runs you down.
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Did you ever hear a coughing sound?
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Did you ever hear a coughing sound?
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Did you ever hear a coughing sound?
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Then you know somebody's got a cough.
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You can scrape me off with a silver spade
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You can scrape me off with a silver spade
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You can scrape me off with a silver spade
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You may flush me down a golden drain.
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Did you ever hear the church bells toll?
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Did you ever hear the church bells toll?
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Did you ever hear the church bells toll?
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Then you know that prick's still on the road.