Restless Legs chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Half man half biscuit
restless legs


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Here she lies in the fleecy gown
F      AB
by my side in the eiderdown
C          AM
but she can't get a ticket to morning town

cause I have restless legs


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Boring though this film may be
F      AB
Slumber still won't visit thee
C          AM
so long as you stay next to me
F    G        C
for I have restless legs

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Milky drink and sudafed
F      AB
that should sort you out she said
C          AM
as I kicked myself clean out of the bed
F    G        C
praise these restless legs

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Homeopathic cures I sort
F      AB
all in all its come to nought
C          AM
I wish it was some astronaut
F    G        C
who had these restless legs


4 o 6 and I'm wide awake
F      AB
and uncontrollable urge to take
C          AM
a 5 mile hike around the Ogwen Lake
F    G        C
just to stretch these restless legs


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No sympathy from Uncle Greg
F      AB
nor indeed from Aunty Meg
C          AM
but thank god I'm not Jake the peg
F    G        C
with a extra restless leg

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So come the day when I don't exist
F      AB
And worms are flying through the graveyard mist
C          AM
don't go botherin' the exorcist
F    G        C
its just my restless legs


F    G        C
its just my restless legs