Persian Rug Sale At The Urc chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Key: G

🎸 Intro:

C G C G C G C G
C G C G C G C G
C Csus4 C Csus4
C Csus4 C Csus4



🎸 Verse 1:
F      G         C    F     G       C
 Wearing my buskins of mottled cordovan
I waited patiently for love
F           G           A
 It came along in the shape of you but with another man
  F      D7        G
So go
Svetlana go; your palfrey awaits.
F      G              C   F         G        C
 Consoled myself with a cheese and onion batch, ‘Sing To God’ by Cardiacs, and a beer
F            G          A
 Then like a blockhead I followed you to the Odeon
F         D7         G
 Still wearing my buskins of mottled cordovan.

Instr:
C Csus4 C Csus4
C Csus4 C Csus4
C G C G C G

🎸 Verse 2:
F       G           C   F        G C
 Seems like my time machine is on the blink – this should be 1461
F           G       A
 Now I can see I’m at Towton by the carnage
F             D7        G
 But I'll be back and that drone has got me foxed.
   F       G            C      F      G         C
J-J-J-J-J Jimmy’s on overnights
Maureen’s on seven-three. Edward the Fourth is on self scan
F         G           A
 Norman Hunter and Francis Lee are going toe to toe
F      D7       G
 Amongst the entrails of the slain.

Instr:
C F C D7 G
C F G F C Gm G
C G C
F C G C
F C G C

Coda:
F    G  C F    G  C F     G    C        Ab G
 At the U R C
at the U R C
there’s a Persian rug sale at the U R C
F    G  C F    G  C F     G    C        Ab G
 At the U R C
at the U R C
there’s a Persian rug sale at the U R C

C Csus4 C Csus4
C Csus4 C Csus4
C Csus4 C Csus4 C