On Reaching The Wensum chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Eb
  They came from the conference facility
                      Bb F7 Bb
Where they’d largely ignored jugs of water.

(instr) A A F G7 (x4)

C        F G
 I wanna fly my biplane
C E7    F    G
 Low over Swaffham.
C    Am    F    G
 I wanna wave at astonished rustics
C     E7  F       D7   G7  A A F G7
 I’m gonna plead profitless chicanery.

C     F   G  C   F   C  G
 And it’s all my arse, it’s all my arse
C   F   G  C  F    G      A A F G7 (x2)
 It’s all my arse; Red Dwarf is all my arse.


C          F  G
 They never show so therefore
C E7     F   G
 Aliens are boring.
C   Am  F G  C     E7
 Wide berth Akabusi at Cemaes Bay
F       D7   G7  A A F G7
Lest he get hysterical.


C     F   G  C   F   C  G
 And it’s all my arse, it’s all my arse
C   F   G  C   F    G
 It’s all my arse; New Deal is all my arse.


D7      A
   Can you smell my presence in the laundry of your catwalk girlfriend?
                        E   A E7
Or does it hang in the air at the Restart interview?

C C F G (x4)