Monmore Hares Running chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Intro: D


D         Em   F      D
Dream therapists, is your lucky number seven
  Em     G       F    Bb
By any chance? Do you think I once saw heaven
            A               D
During critical surgery when I walked towards a bright light?
         Em     F        D
Can’t get a hit? Seems like what you got to do
     Em       G     F     Bb
Is dial a Weller-gram and he’ll turn up at your show
               A
Quite possibly, acoustically get up on the stage

   D     A    Em     G  A
And declare your band to be a really good band;
D  A    Em    A
Fine shoes; incredible tunes.
D        A     Em  A
Have a glass of Sass with Paolo Hewitt,
D     A     Em  A
Flirt with brass and later rue it.


G       Em
Wouldn’t it be nice to get home for Neighbours?
G       Em   A        A7    D   A G A
Wouldn’t it be nice to play the Albert Hall for ever,
  D   A G A   D
And ever?


D        Em     F       D
Shit Sellotape, just don’t know where it begins
     Em       G    F        Bb
And even when you do it keeps on straying to the side
            A
Good quality stationery never comes to my house.
D       Em    F        D
In bed again – can’t be bothered getting up
     Em     G    F        Bb
Swing the lead again I’m just waiting for the man
            A
From Camelot telling me that I’ve won the Lottery.


D   A     Em       G  A
Let’s trash the murder mystery weekend
D   A    Em       A
Let’s stage a couldn’t-give-a-thon
D      A       Em   A
Summertime’s here and I’ve got no hassle
D      A     Em   A
I could be a Goth on a bouncy castle.
G       Em
Wouldn’t it be nice to call off the barn dance?
G       Em   A      A7   D    A G A D A G A D
Wouldn’t it be nice to sabotage the hot pot supper?


Instrumental:

D A Em G A D A Em A D A Em A D A Em D


D        A    D        A
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,
D        A    D        A
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,
D        A    D        A
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,
D        A    D        A     D A (x8) D