Letters Sent chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

E
Keeper you've just made a decent save

So why d'you feel the need to rant and rave?
A
Screaming at defenders makes you look dead stupid
                    E
Especially when they haven't done much wrong.
B   A     E
Please cease the trait.

Thank you to whoever found my purse

Also when I fell, the passing nurse
A
And when in my coma as I tried to bludgeon
               E
Chartist demonstrators in the square.
B   A   E   B   A    E
Those on the ward, yours much restored.

I disagree entirely with your choice

Peetie Wheatstraw has a better voice
  A
I'd like to warn your readers; Stapeley Water Gardens
                 E
A nice day out but best to take a flask.
B  A   E     B   A   E
Dear Miss McVeigh, it pains me to say
  B   A     E      B   A     E
The school choir was dull and the blame lies with you.

Sewage farm an absolute disgrace

Picnic table somewhat out of place
A
Leisure Centre cashpoint always out of order
                   E
And there's too much chlorine in the pool.
B  A   E   B   A    E
Thirteen across - where was the clue?
B  A   E   B  A     E