Lets Not chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

A     G    D    A      G     D
Me and my motor neurone, we just want to be on our own
G          D
Without Ian "Sludge" Lees.
A      D      A           D
Let's not go out tonight; there's a great film on tonight
A          D       A             D
About a couple on a caravan holiday with Peter Grummitt as an acid casualty,
G            D   G        A
Set in Norfolk and it's called "Godzilla Eats Diss".
A             D      A           D
Don't know much about the Highway Code and I've never read "On The Road"
A          D       A             D
I don't read I just memorise names so I can stagger through bohemian games
    G           D  G             A  A7
And I'm going nowhere really slow - the last man who went to mow, oh
D        Am     C       G         D
Come on into my world where everything is done without Carla Lane
        Am     C       G~            D   A
Come on into my world where Vanburn Holder joins a local grindcore outfit.

(instr D A, D A, D A)
A         D      A   D
All my dreams are nondescript
A        D      A          D
In "Nothing-Much-Next-The-Sea" I saw Jesus but he didn't see me
G              D   G        A  A7
If looks could kill I'd be alright, oh let there be light.
D        Am     C       G         D
Come on into my world where everything is done without Carla Lane
        Am     C       G~            D   A
Come on into my world where Vanburn Holder joins a local grindcore outfit.

(instr D A, D A, D A)
D        Am   D        Am
Come on into my world, come on into my world
D        Am   D        Am
Come on into my world, come on into my world.
   D       Am   D        Am
Where Vanburn Holder joins a local grindcore outfit
   D       Am    D     Am
Where everythink is done without Carla Lane
 D          Am   D           Am
A world in which Grant Baynham burns in front of his children.
D        Am   D        Am
Come on into my world, come on into my world
D        Am   D        Am
Come on into my world, come on into my world.
D        Am     C       G         D
Come on into my world where everything is done without Carla Lane
        Am     C
Come on into my world where Vanburn Holder
G~                          D    A
Joins a local, joins a local, joins a local grindcore outfit.

D A, D A, D A, A7 D