Itma chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

[Intro]
D B Em A


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 So I’m lost in the fog. But I feel like a hundred thousand pounds.
    D       B      Em      A
Because I ain’t got a job. Talking audio visual multimedia.
D           B     Em         A
 Market forces in the workplace. Business management desktop consultancy.
D   B      Em        A
 IBM ITA. It’s the chief executive, fresh from Reykjavik.


D        B    Em         A
 Motivation relocation. Target achievement supervisory.
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 Maximising your potential. Audit sales team interpersonal.
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 Client data validation. Type fast accurate service customer.
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 Human resources. Finance development keyboard millennium.

D        B   Em   A
 Full time negotiator. 5.1 WordPerfect applicant.
D      B    Em        A
 Continued expansion. Systems purchase challenging environment.
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 Candidate enthusiastic. Thriving driving flexible initiative.
D         B    Em        A
 Enterprising innovation. Hands-on profile, hands off Angela.


D        B   Em           A
 Temporary secretary. Drunk on Ferris Wheel McCartney Hogmanay.
D         B    Em          A
 Organising and recruiting. Spreadsheets costing variance analysis.
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 Field support communication. Direct powerful retail growth.
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You stick your input in, your output out. Co-ordinate your strategy and shake it all about.


  G    Am C          Em
And oh oh-oh-oh,  here’s the bottom line.
G           Em      A         D
 I’ll not be taken on board at this present moment in time.