Hair Like Brian May Blues chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

G                        (Intro G C7 G D7 G D7)
I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
    C7                     G
I woke up about eleven (ooh) with hair like Brian May
    D7                  G   D7
I'm supposed to be the hardest man on the estate.
     G
I'm gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee
     C7                            G
I'm gonna go down to the river (ooh), that old snake they call the Dee
D7                            G   D7
Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won't see.
   C       D  C          D
Oh, I need this situation about as much as I need
  C        D       G   (inst. D7 G C7 G D7 G D7 G D7)
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     G
I haven't got a balaclava and my good girl, she's got no snood
     C7                        G
I haven't got a balaclava (ooh), and my good girl's got no snood
      D7                 G   D7
I take the 20.40 boxcar - the one that goes to Bude.
 G
I take my rope down to the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease

(Crossroads theme melody: D G B G A, C E C D)
     C7                         G
I hang my rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease
      D7                        G   D7
Oh, but the devil's built a bypass - chopped down all of the trees.
  C      D   C          D
And hey I need a bypass about as much as I need
  C        D       G    D7 G
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