Everythings Aor chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Bubble perm, ever since your bubble perm
         C  Csus4       C    Csus4
I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me.
C      Csus4       C      Csus4
Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair
         C     Csus4       C     Csus4
You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray.

     C        F
She's the main man in the office in the city
    G                C
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
                F
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
    G            C
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

C    Csus4         C   Csus4
Executive, think you're all executive
          C      Csus4    C    Csus4
But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt.
C   Csus4        C   Csus4
Acumen, loads of business acumen
       C     Csus4       C     Csus4
But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock?

C    F   G     C
Mary, oh Mary - quite ordinary
      F      G      C
Tell me how does your C D Collection grow?
       F      G      C
With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau,
       F G
Everything's AOR.

     C        F
She's the main man in the office in the city
    G                C
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
                F
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
    G            C
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

     C        F
She's the main man in the office in the city
  G                 C
I remember though when she was reading Jackie
                F
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
    G            C