Ecclesiastical Perks chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

G7 C    G7   C   G7
 In pulpits,   in pulpits
     C           G7
They can preach naked from the waist downwards
  C     G7      C            G7
In cloisters,   they can smack each other’s arses.
F   Am  G7      C
 These be ecclesiastical perks
F   Am  G7      C
 These be ecclesiastical perks.


G7   C      G7    C     G7
 Cheap flagstones,   cheap flagstones
C           G7
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay
C           G7
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay.
  C       G7         C    G7
Wet sponges-at the summer fair -shall miss me.
F   Am  G7      C
 These be ecclesiastical perks
F   Am  G7      C   G7  C G7
 These be ecclesiastical perks.

               C
Rumour had it there was none left, so I swiftly walked round
  G7       C
to Archie’s house: Archie, people are saying you haven’t got
G7              C           G7
any. What am I supposed to do? You know the situation.
Am         E
Reverend, come sit down.
            F           G7
For you there is always some. How much do you need?

(instr) C G7 C G7 C Am F G7

     Am
I’m gonna bottle up my love and shake it up and down
  E         F   G7 C G7 C G7 C
And spray it all over Jesus.


G7  C       G7       C       G7
 Near Fakenham; joke breasts on; no seatbelt; nice policeman
    C      G7     C      G7
Fierce Panda; all-nighter; fee no pay; hey hey hey hey hey
F   Am G7
 These be ohhhhhhhh
F   Am G7
 These be ohhhhhhhh
F   Am G7 C
 These be.