Dickie Davies Eyes chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more
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And I'll more than likely kill you
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Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock you fervently moan
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Is this a wok that you've shoved down my throat
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Or are you just pleased to see me?
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Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.
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And all those people who you romantically
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Like to still believe are alive are dead
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So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
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As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall.
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God I could murder a Cadbury's Flake
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But then I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven
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Or maybe you would 'cos their adverts promote oral sex
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A Romany bint in a field with her paints suggesting we faint at her beauty
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But she's got Dickie Davies eyes.
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And all those people who you romantically
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Like to still believe are alive are dead
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So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
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As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall.
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And all those people who you romantically
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like to still believe are alive are dead
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So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
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