Children Of Apocalyptic Techstep chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

A        E        F        E
  I?d like to flush the demons from out of her mind.

A      E        F        E
 I?d like to flush the demons from out of her mind,
A      E        F   E
 I?d like to rescue her from unicyclists,
       A         E
Come on, come on, come on, come on
      F      E
Come on, begone futon begone,
      Bm        F      E     A F E (x2)
Beyond the brook of eastern sages lies a stream.


A     E        F      E
 A growing trend for people nowadays to say
A       E      F      E
 ?Don?t let my funeral be morose in any way?
  A   E     F      E
I, I, I, I, I will always hate them
     Bm         F       E   A F E (x4)
I ask you now please Rock of Ages Cleft for Me.

G#m     D         A
 The forty-third brown sign today
      D       A
Tells me I could be on my way
       B       E
To England?s crudest water wheel:
      A       D
I?d rather take the bridleway
      A         D
The one you turned down yesterday
      A        B       E
To be with he who rules the roost at barbecues.


A     E        A
 Too many psychopaths, oo-ooh
      E        D       A
Not enough cycle paths, oo-ooh,oo-ooh, oo-ooh.
     E        A
Too many psychopaths, oo-ooh
      E        D        A
Not enough cycle paths, oo-ooh, oo-ooh, oo-ooh.
D        A
Oo-ooh, oo-ooh, ooh
D    E    A
Oo-ooh, oo-ooh, ooh...........