Camra Man chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

(intro C G repeat x8)
C       F        Am     G
Anything under five per cent I don't wanna drink it
C  F     Am     G
Ugly frontage? don't even think it.
Em         Am  Em         Am
I want my hand held pumps; I want the sci-fi meet,
D        D7             G
I want Dave and Barbara to refer me to the blackboard.
      C     G C     G C     G (instr C G rpt)
'Cos I'm a CAMRA man,  Camra man,  Camra man.
C  F   Am   G    C    F  Am  G
Weekends - vintage car show, Doctor Who aficionado
Em     Am  Em      Am
No wife no kids, no way juke box
D       D7      G
I get sent the Belstaff catalogues.
      C     G C     G C     G  (instr C G rpt)
'Cos I'm a CAMRA man,  Camra man,  Camra man.
Em           Am   Em           Am
And at the Monday night archery, a fellow cellar-hopper lent to me
Em         Am   Em        Am
A Willie Rushton biography, in return for my Sally James scrapbook.
D7            G7
Guess the guest and win a night with
D7            G7
Guess the guest and win a night with
D7            G7
Guess the guest and win a night with
D7            G7        C
Guess the guest and win a night out with a CAMRA man
 G     C      G
A CAMRA man, CAMRA man, a CAMRA man.
   C     G     C     G
Oh I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am
   C          G
I'm a dirty great big Five Nations fan;
   C            G
I've "Cheap Trick Live At The Budokan"
      C               G
I've got a friend I can trust, I've got a shotgun round the back
      C             G
I've got a Bonneville in bits but I'm gonna sort it out
     C     G     C     G
Because I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am I am
    C      Am      C      Am
I am a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man
      G           C C7
And you can really taste the hops!