Arthurs Farm chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

(intro B G#m E F# x4)
B        G#m            E         F#
Arthur Askey and Douggie-Wouggie Bader went down to the animal farm
B               G#m
Douggie bored a boar with his stories from the war
   E               F#
And explained about the boil on his palm.
 B             G#m
Napoleon, very pink offered both of them a drink
   E            F#
And a drink and a drink and a drink.
B                G#m
Come the hour of four they were legless to be sure
  E             F#7
Not one of them had even had a wink of sleep.
  B         E      F#
And everybody sang as loud as they could
B         E     F#
'Two legs bad but four legs good'
B            E    F#    B G#m E F# (x2)
This made the boys feel pretty oppressed.
B             G#m
Came the new realm it was A A at the helm
   E                 F#
While Douggers played 'Luftwaffe' on the roofs.
   B            G#m
After amputating limbs all the others wrote new hymns
   E             F#
And a signpost said 'Second Hand Hooves'.
B            G#m
Years passed by, double grazing in the sty
    E            F#
It was good but it was total apathy.
   B              G#m
Everybody arsed around and that 'beasts of England' sound
     E           F#7
Had been ruined by a busy, busy bee.
  B             E      F#
And chants were heard from the East to the West
B          E    F#
'Four legs good but no legs best'
B     E     F#7  B F#7
Invalidity reigned supreme.
  B             E      F#
And chants were heard from the East to the West
B          E    F#
'Four legs good but no legs best'
B           E     F#  B G#m E F# (x4) F#7