Alehouse Futsal chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Intro: G D G  D G  D G  D

verse 1

G
 I wanna kill your Sunday morning, call dusk on a new age dawning
C                   G
 I don?t care what?s comin? around the bend;
C               G
I speak ill to eke out my stipend.
   D
It?s good to be lost, I don?t wanna be found
C
 And when laugh time comes around
G       D7    G    D G  D G  D G  D
 I?ll give you alehouse futsal.

verse 2

G
 Your softly spoken friends, their fortnight in the Fens
   C          G
Your time slip stories I avow
  C           G
Are boring the arse off me now.
     D
I?m gonna put up a wall in your through lounge
C
 My animosity knows no bounds
G          D7    G   D
 I?m gonna give you alehouse futsal.

INSTR

C  F C  F C  F G  D G  D

verse 3

G
Picnics with craft beer, Elbow in Delamere
   C        G C        G
Your brand new 10K P.B. Haile Gebrselassie
D              C
When you try combining that cloud with silver lining
G        D    G       D
 Gonna give you alehouse, I?ll give you alehouse
G        D7    G    Bb  C D G  D G  D G  D G
 Gonna give you alehouse futsal.