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99 Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd by Half Man Half Biscuit

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E B7 E B7 (faster) E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
(no chord)          E B7 E B7 (faster) E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
Jesus Christ - come on down!
    E       B7       E       B7
If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
     E        B7
You need butter, milk and cheese
    E      B7    E B7 E B7
And an equilateral chainsaw.
E     B7      E  B7 E       B7       E  B7
In debt I owe someone a fiver; maybe I should try my hand at drag
E       B7       E   B7
James Dean was just a careless driver
  E     B7       E   B7 E B7 E B7 E B
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag.
E        B7      E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E        B7      E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E        B7      E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E        B7      E  B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
E     B7       E       B7
Mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded
E       B7    E      B7   E B7 E B7
Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded.
       E        B7        E      B7
They've been cooking on Blue Peter now they're sampling the dishes
     E        B7
'I don't normally like tomatoes John
  E     B7    E B7 E B7 E B7 E B
But this is delicious'.
E        B7      E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E        B7      E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E        B7      E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E        B7      E   G D7 G D7 G D7 G D7
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
  G      D7      G    D7 G
The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out -
D7       G   D7 G D7 G D7 G D7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
'Where's my Fiorucci?'--------------
    E      B7       E        B7
Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn't tell the bread
    E    B7       E   B7 E B7
Did you honestly think that they would?
    E      B7    E     B7
And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskers
    E      B7     E   B7 E B7 E B7 E B
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
E        B7      E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E        B7      E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E        B7      E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E        B7(slower)  E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
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