🎸 Janice At The Hotel Bar chords by Hailey Whitters

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
G                 C           G
She believes in face cream at the Walgreens and ruby-red lips
G           C                  G
She'd take a vodka over dessert, sugar goes straight to your hips
C
And she don't smoke cigarettes 'cause it ain't lady-like
    G     C              G
She'll cuss like a sailor, she ain't afraid to fight
  G       C           G
She mows her own lawn and talks on her landline
                 C             G
She's got a granddaughter, still single, can't say she's surprised
   C
Eats sardines by the can and berries from a vine
  G        C                G
Be careful with the truth, girl, but don't you ever lie

Chorus:
         C
And stay off the pills
                         G
But get on the pill if you ain't ready to start a family
         C
And pay all your bills
                         G
But give some away, all that money won't make you happy
     Em
Make good love, good company
      C
Drink good wine, make good coffee
     Em         D     Em
Keep your chin up, but every once in a while
      C
Have a good cry
                        D
Well, go on and make a good living, girl, don't forget
        G
To make a good life

Verse 2:
     G           C          G
She says all men are babies and that's just how they roll
G               C      G
They'll drive you crazy like a run in your hose
C
One day, you might want one, make sure he's your best friend
    G                    C        G
'Cause if he can make you laugh, you might just make it to the end

Chorus:
         C
And stay off the pills
                         G
But get on the pill if you ain't ready to start a family
         C
And pay all your bills
                         G
But give some away, all that money won't make you happy
     Em
Make good love, good company
      C
Drink good wine, make good coffee
     Em         D     Em
Keep your chin up, but every once in a while
      C
Have a good cry
                        D
Well, go on and make a good living, girl, don't forget
        G
To make a good life

Bridge:
      C
And we were talkin' like old friends, down at that hotel bar
      G
She said a glass of red every day is damn good for the heart
       C
And she said I'm not trying to preach, but it's just my own two cents
     G                           D
That the prize is looking back and knowing it was all time well spent

Verse 3:
G      C     G
Paris in the spring, in 1973
            C                   G
She said if there is a Heaven, well, that's right where I'll be
      C
We said our goodbyes
                      G
She gave me a wink and grabbed her coat to leave
       C                Em
I won't ever forget everything Janice said to me

Chorus:
     Em
Make good love, good company
      C
Drink good wine, make good coffee
     Em         D     Em
Keep your chin up, but every once in a while
      C
Have a good cry
                        D
Well, go on and make a good living, girl, don't forget
        G
To make a good life