SENIOR MOMENTS (Golf Brooks)
GC
It starts out with a look of wonder written on my face
DG
Followed by a fear of something being out of place
C
But searching as I look around for something I can?t find
AD
And I wonder just what it was that ever crossed my mind.
ChorusCG
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DG
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
CGEm
Yes, staring into space for me is usually how it starts
CDG
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GC
Well, I was standing in the kitchen; I had opened up the fridge
DG
And I stood there for the longest moment wondering why I did
C
I couldn?t think of one good reason so I finally shut the door
AD
And I wondered what I put in there? Did I want some more?
ChorusCG
Senior moments, brain farts
DG
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
CGEm
Yeah it could have been some ice cream or those blueberry tarts
CDG
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G
Well it happened at a Wal-Mart store
C
I can?t remember where or when
DG
But I stood there like a zombie wondering why I just walked in
C
The greeter said ?Hello sir, what would you like to see??
AD
But I had a senior moment and they tried to hire me!
ChorusCG
Senior moments, brain farts
DG
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
CGEm
I guess I looked bewildered standing there amount the carts
CDG
Senior moments, brain farts
GC
So I told my Doctor that my short memory cells were on the blink
DG
And I asked him ?Could he fix it?? he said ?Maybe let me think.?
C
Then he asked me how long I?d had this problem was it old or new
AD
I looked at him and said, ?What problem?? and ?Who are you??
ChorusCG
Senior moments, brain farts
DG
I try hard to remember but the process never starts
CDEm
I get ?em by the dozen, Doc, some times they?re off the charts
CDG
Senior moments, brain farts
GC
So I stopped in at the pharmacy to look for something new
DG
And try to fix this memory thing and my E.D. oproblem too
C
But I got my Rogaine pills and my Viagra mixed up back at home
AD
I had hair growing in real thick but Lord, it was way too stiff to comb.
ChorusCG
Senior moments, brain farts
DG
I try hard to remember but the process never starts
CDEm
Yeah mixing up those medicines ain?t really very smart
CDG
Senior moments, brain farts
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