Senior Moments chords by Golf Brooks

SENIOR MOMENTS (Golf Brooks)


G                  C
It starts out with a look of wonder written on my face
D                G
Followed by a fear of something being out of place
                 C
But searching as I look around for something I can?t find
   A              D
And I wonder just what it was that ever crossed my mind.

Chorus
   C       G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D               G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
  C              G       Em
Yes, staring into space for me is usually how it starts
   C    D   G
Senior moment?s brain farts

G                     C
Well, I was standing in the kitchen; I had opened up the fridge
  D                  G
And I stood there for the longest moment wondering why I did
                    C
I couldn?t think of one good reason so I finally shut the door
   A               D
And I wondered what I put in there? Did I want some more?

Chorus
   C       G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D               G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts

    C                 G        Em
Yeah it could have been some ice cream or those blueberry tarts
   C    D   G
Senior moments, brain farts

G
Well it happened at a Wal-Mart store
 C
I can?t remember where or when
   D                  G
But I stood there like a zombie wondering why I just walked in
              C
The greeter said ?Hello sir, what would you like to see??
   A              D
But I had a senior moment and they tried to hire me!


Chorus
   C       G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D               G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
C                  G        Em
I guess I looked bewildered standing there amount the carts
   C    D   G
Senior moments, brain farts

G             C
So I told my Doctor that my short memory cells were on the blink
   D                  G
And I asked him ?Could he fix it?? he said ?Maybe let me think.?
                       C
Then he asked me how long I?d had this problem was it old or new
 A              D
I looked at him and said, ?What problem?? and ?Who are you??


Chorus
   C       G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D              G
I try hard to remember but the process never starts
 C                D           Em
I get ?em by the dozen, Doc, some times they?re off the charts
   C    D   G
Senior moments, brain farts

G                 C
So I stopped in at the pharmacy to look for something new
  D                        G
And try to fix this memory thing and my E.D. oproblem too
                 C
But I got my Rogaine pills and my Viagra mixed up back at home
   A                      D
I had hair growing in real thick but Lord, it was way too stiff to comb.

Chorus
   C       G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D              G
I try hard to remember but the process never starts
  C                D      Em
Yeah mixing up those medicines ain?t really very smart
   C    D   G
Senior moments, brain farts