Tuning: Standard (E A D G) The bass line through whole song is just: G|---------| G|---------| D|---------| D|---------| A|---------| 8x A|-7-7-7-5-| 8x E|-3-3-3-1-| E|---------| it's just trickier when the singer actually sings the lines. Intro: G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|
G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| Verse 1: Just an emo dead stuff collector, things come to the brain G|-----|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|-----|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|-7-5-|---------|---------|---------|---------| E|-----|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| Let’s look at the geophys G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| Let’s wait for the results from the geophys G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| G|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|-----| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|---------|---------|-----| Just an emo dead stuff collector, things come to the brain G|-----|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|-----|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|-7-5-|---------|---------|---------|---------| E|-----|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| I spent £17 on mushrooms for you G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|---------|---------|---------|---------| 'Cause I’m silly G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|---------|---------| G|---------|-----| D|---------|-----| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|---------|-----| Just an emo dead stuff collector, things come to the brain G|-----|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|-----|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|-7-5-|---------|---------|---------|---------| E|-----|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| This week is Holy Week G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-| Verse 2: I just want to tell you I’ve got scabs on my head G|-----|---------|---------|---------| D|-----|---------|---------|---------| A|-----|---------|---------|---------| E|-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| It’s useless to live G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|---------|---------| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-| I’ve been thinking about eating that hot dog for hours G|-----|---------|---------|---------| D|-----|---------|---------|---------| A|-----|---------|---------|---------| E|-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| Kiss me G|-----| D|-----| A|-7-5-| E|-----| Letting you only when we must whilst someone holds the door G|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-| Too much to ask about G|-----|---------|---------|---------| D|-----|---------|---------|---------| A|-----|---------|---------|---------| E|-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|-----| D|---------|-----| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|---------|-----| So don’t ask G|-----|---------| D|-----|---------| A|-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|-----|---------| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| Verse 3: It’s useless to live G|-----|---------| D|-----|---------| A|-7-5-|---------| E|-----|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|---------|---------|---------|-----| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-| I just want to tell you I’ve got scabs on my head G|-----|---------|---------|---------| D|-----|---------|---------|---------| A|-----|---------|---------|---------| E|-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|-----| D|---------|-----| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|---------|-----| It made me realise G|-----|---------| D|-----|---------| A|-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|-----|---------| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| My only ambition in life is to grip the roots of your hair G|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|---------|---------|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|-----| A|---------|---------|-----| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-| You just want to be liked G|-----|---------| D|-----|---------| A|-----|---------| E|-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| Pre-Chorus: Tin glazed earthenware flower brick painted in blue G|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|---------|---------|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| On the sloping edge, a vase of flowers G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| On the front, a Chinese landscape G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| On the sides, figures in a Dutch landscape G|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| Chorus: It’s Europe G|-----|---------| D|-----|---------| A|-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|-----|---------| G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|---------|---------| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| It’s Europe G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|---------|---------| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| It’s Europe G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|---------|---------|---------|-----| It’s Europe G|-----|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|-----|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|-----|---------|---------|---------|---------| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| Post-Chorus: In the painting’s foreground, at the bottom is a famous anamorphic G|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| Which when viewed sidelong is revealed to be a human skull G|-----|---------|---------|---------|---------| D|-----|---------|---------|---------|---------| A|-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|---------| E|-----|---------|---------|---------|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|---------|---------|---------|-----| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-| Bridge: That seems like a lot of garlic G|-----|---------|---------| D|-----|---------|---------| A|-----|---------|---------| E|-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------| D|---------| A|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-| Long and lean and young and lovely G|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|---------|---------|---------|-----| You just want to be liked G|-----|---------|---------|-----| D|-----|---------|---------|-----| A|-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-|-7-7-| E|-----|---------|---------|-----| I like you, stay G|-----|---------| D|-----|---------| A|-7-5-|-7-7-7-5-| E|-----|---------| G|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| D|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| A|---------|---------|---------|---------|-----| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-| It’s Europe G|-----|---------| D|-----|---------| A|-----|---------| E|-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| G|---------|---------| D|---------|---------| A|---------|---------| E|-3-3-3-1-|-3-3-3-1-| Outro: N.C. Just an emo dead stuff collector, things come to the brain G|---------| D|---------| A|---------| E|---------| N.C. Too much to ask about G|---------| D|---------| A|---------| E|---------| N.C. So don’t ask G|---------| D|---------| A|---------| E|---------|