Tuning: Standard (E A D G) Pre-Chorus 1: The house is just twelve years old, soft landscaping in the garden G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| An electrician stuck his finger in the plughole and shouted "Yaba!" G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|
Her hippo G|--------------|---------| D|--------------|---------| A|--------------|---------| E|-3--0-3-5-3-0-|-3--0-3--| Everyday he's a dick G|-----|---------|--------|--------------| D|-----|---------|--------|--------------| A|-----|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------| E|0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--| Chorus: Strong one, no one G|--------------| D|--------------| A|--------------| E|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| The man above, a name, a word G|--------------| D|--------------| A|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--| I get upset in the heat G|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| I'm smiling constantly and people constantly step on me G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| Bridge: His shadow looms around G|--------------|---------|--------| D|--------------|---------|--------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------| A feeling of bees' legs on my face G|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| Safe inside a secret love G|--------------|---------| D|--------------|---------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------| Let's run! G|--------|--------------|--------------|---------| D|--------|--------------|--------------|---------| A|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------|---------| E|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-|-3--0-3--| Verse 1: Anyway G|------| D|------| A|------| E|-0-3--| Mystical Shakespeare shoes G|---------|--------| D|---------|--------| A|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--| E|---------|--------| A trapped pеrson screaming G|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| The last thing I looked at in this hand-mirror was a human arsеhole G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| Well, Helen's situation has really put all that in the shade now G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--| There he goes, he doesn't care G|--------------|---------| D|--------------|---------| A|--------------|---------| E|-3--0-3-5-3-0-|-3--0-3--| Mostly angry, scrappy songs G|------|---------|--------|--------------| D|------|---------|--------|--------------| A|------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------| E|-0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--| Pre-Chorus 2: And where does that romantic jealousy come from? G|--------------| D|--------------| A|--------------| E|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| N.C. Te amo Manuel N.C. Married then N.C. Her hippo N.C. Every day he's a dick Chorus: Strong one, great one G|--------------| D|--------------| A|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--| The man above, a name, a word G|---------|--------| D|---------|--------| A|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--| E|---------|--------| I'm smiling constantly and people constantly step on me G|--------------|--------------|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|--------------|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|--------------|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| I'd like to run away with you on a plane but don't bring those loafers G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| Verse 2: That silly womans done a too-straight fringe G|--------------|---------|--------| D|--------------|---------|--------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------| A baby's appearance G|---------| D|---------| A|---------| E|-3--0-3--| More espresso, less depresso G|------|--------------| D|------|--------------| A|------|--------------| E|-0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| Solutions for damp since 1971 G|--------------|---------|--------| D|--------------|---------|--------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------| "But I can rebuild!" G|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| Break: I'm a devious snake and I keep it in my wig room G|--------------|---------|--------| D|--------------|---------|--------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------| Well... G|--------------| D|--------------| A|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--| Well, well, well G|--------------| D|--------------| A|--------------| E|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| G|--------------|---------|--------|---------| D|--------------|---------|--------|---------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|---------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--| Well, well, well G|------|--------------| D|------|--------------| A|------|--------------| E|-0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| Verse 3: I'm inside the gate, it's a tiny little area and it's rammed, everything's going great so far G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------|---------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------|---------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------|---------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-|-3--0-3--| Got my shorts on in preparation for the hot, these idiots in trousers they don't know what they're doing G|------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------|---------| D|------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------|---------| A|------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------|---------| E|-0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-|-3--0-3--| Feel like I want to send you twenty texts G|------|---------|--------| D|------|---------|--------| A|------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--| E|-0-3--|---------|--------| Let me know when you're inside the plane G|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| Outro: I'm smiling constantly and people constantly step on me G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|-3--0-3-5-3-0-| G|--------------|---------|--------|--------------| D|--------------|---------|--------|--------------| A|--------------|-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-0--|--------------| E|-3--0-3--0-3--|---------|--------|-3--0-3--0-3--|