Verse 1: Gm You say you work on weekends F C At seven in the morning Gm And fuck me like an old friend F C You say your ex was pretty boring, well me too Gm And you walk me to bodegas F C I forgot they’re open late night Gm Maybe someday I could date ya Dm C We play dress up when I might need you
Chorus: Bb C And I’ll still pretend F F7 That I’m your man Gm And you never mind me staying out C When you’re at home in bed Bb C Oh and it’s a fool F F7 Who fell for you Gm No its not me talking C Don’t believe a word he says to you Dm Oh let’s pretend C Gm You’ll picture me too Verse 2: Gm So tell me what you’re into F C And I can do ya that way Gm Throw your back against the window F C Leave your clothes on in the hallway, with your shoes Gm Show me to your best friends F C I’ll wear a brand new t-shirt Gm So better first impression Dm C Is what I’ll leave you with when it’s all over, with you Chorus: Bb C And I’ll still pretend F F7 That I’m your man Gm And you never mind me staying out C When you’re back home in bed Bb C Oh and it’s the fool F F7 Who fell for you Gm No its not me talking C Don’t believe a word he says to you Dm Oh let’s pretend C Bb You’ll picture me too Break: F Gm Bb x3 F Yeah sha la la la oh Gm sha la la la oh Bb sha la la la oh F sha la la la oh Gm sha la la la oh Bb sha la la la aaaaaah Chorus: Bb C And let’s still pretend F F7 That I’m your man Gm And you never mind me staying out C When you’re back home in bed Bb C Oh and it’s the fool F F7 Who fell for you Gm No its not me talking C Don’t believe a single word he says to you Dm Oh let’s pretend C Bb You’ll picture me too Dm Oh let’s pretend C Bb You’ll picture me too Dm Oh let’s pretend C Bb